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"I Am Just Too Human!" Karen R. Lund
My Heavenly Father has given me an inspirational motive to keep a day-by-day diary on how well I think and respond to daily situations that could very well make an impact on other fellow human beings who read this book. Now you just have to remember that “I Am Just Too Human” myself. I find myself in such situations that I can only depend on the grace of God to help me through any pitfalls along life’s way. I consider myself a child of God and yet I sure can get into trouble without anybody’s help at all. I call it a gift. Yet how I respond to trouble, or sarcasm if you will, is a definite way of how people will look at me as a Christian and how it affects my daily walk with God. Softcover [$14.95] Write Review Read Reviews ISBN: 1-60672-078-3, 60 pages, 6 x 9

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...and So God Steps Up to the First Tee… Dean Livelsberger
Could God tell a joke so well, even HE couldn’t stop laughing? “Mankind is proof that God has the ultimate sense of humor.” Softcover [$19.95] Write Review Read Reviews ISBN: 1-4137-4579-2, 165 pages, 5.5 x 8.5

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101 Reasons to Marry a Quadriplegic Rhonda Crozier Evatt
Most people would look at Tim and Rhonda Evatt sitting in a restaurant with their two children and feel sorry for them. They would see their sixteen-year-old get out her father’s fork that is bent in a ninety-degree angle and unstrap the safety belt that is placed around her father’s chest as the red-headed six-year-old hops off of the footrests and up into his own chair. The general public would most likely be unable to completely look away. Not just to see how this poor man functions with such a drastic disability, but why he and his wife and children are smiling and laughing. It’s almost as shocking as when they take hands as a family and pray in public before they eat. How can they have such joy in their lives and still love God when he is so disabled? The answer is simple. It’s because God still loves them. He uses them to minister to others and show them that despite a tragedy, the Lord can still bring happiness to your life. Softcover [$14.95] Write Review Read Reviews ISBN: 1-4241-9241-2, 48 pages, 6 x 9

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1225 Mistletoe Lane Lenny Castellaneta
Christmas 2000: a blissful time when Y2K mania was gleefully recalled as farcical overreaction, and Yankee fans everywhere were still reveling in the aftermath of the Subway Series. On the surface, there's little reason for native New Yorker Jim Carrelli, now a left-coaster, to be so miserable. But he has dragged a lot of baggage into the new millennium, and it's weighing on him as heavily as Jacob Marley's chain. Feeling no pain during an outing to his favorite watering hole, Jim spills his guts, revealing the source of his mounting misanthropy to his neighbor Galen, a loquacious mysterious older gentleman with unusual taste in automobiles and haberdashery. Digging past Jim's selfishness and Long Island parochialism to discover a good heart underneath, Galen makes him an offer of a lifetime. Brimming with nostalgic humor and sharp cultural commentary, 1225 Mistletoe Lane adds a contemporary twist to a hallowed holiday theme and reaffirms the Dickensian notion that we are all just "fellow passengers to the grave." Softcover [$19.95] Write Review Read Reviews ISBN: 1-4137-6754-0, 131 pages, 5.5 x 8.5

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Abandon Every Hope Wilhelm Azicat
Be comforted in believing a terrible justice awaits the wicked...a place for stealers, murderers, betrayers. But what shall become of the annoying...the appalling...the villain picking his nose at the next table? The clueless wench who's cut you off in traffic? The neighbor whose cat has befouled your tires relentlessly, repeatedly? They'll get theirs, and it won't be pretty. Take a journey through a comic underworld where the rude and crude pay for their sins in the bowels of poetic justice. This high-language, lowbrow saga squats on the shoulders of Dante's Inferno, using classical verse to besmirch everything deserving. From these pages, the gross have nowhere to hide. Abandon Every Hope is for classics and comics readers alike. It is painstakingly written poetry that reads easily. But danger lurks for those who are vile and who cannot laugh at themselves. They will know what place awaits, and knowing, must Abandon Every Hope. Softcover [$19.95] Write Review Read Reviews ISBN: 1-59129-691-9, 135 pages, 5.5 x 8.5

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ABCs of $uitability, or You Too May Legally $teal with Lawsuits!, The Alexander Hart, Sr.
Too funny to read, too powerful to ignore, this book gores with purpose the fabric of the law used to fashion the ridiculous personal injury and class action lawsuits that seem to be daily in the news. Material is presented as in a textbook to help the reader better learn how to fashion his or her own suits for personal advantage. The book eloquently details not only how easy it is in the United States, where 94% of the world’s lawsuits are filed, to craft a suit with no merit, but to use such suits to gain lucre at the expense of family, friends, neighbors, acquaintances, and certainly strangers, depending on the plaintiff’s ethical and social boundaries, which are of no concern to good [sic] personal injury and class action attorneys. The overarching point is that our legal system needs dramatic change, and very soon, to protect our very way of life. Softcover [$19.95] Write Review Read Reviews ISBN: 1-4241-1629-5, 178 pages, 5.5 x 8.5

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Academic Pursuits Mac Brothers
Observant visitors to college campuses are frequently surprised, amused or aghast at the cultural environment. Yet few books describe university life with honesty and humor. Academic Pursuits follows the trials and tribulations of a dedicated professor at a major university. Professor of journalism Gary Peterson struggles to find his place in the crazy world of academia, but his efforts are confounded by his own political ineptitude. Political shenanigans, personal illness and the general chaos of life on campus constantly interfere with his sincere efforts to balance his obsession with work with his love for life. Softcover [$21.95] Write Review Read Reviews ISBN: 1-4137-9969-8, 254 pages, 6 x 9

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Adios, Tobias Griffin b.j. kawa
While on a class trip to Chicago, high school senior Tobias Griffin is drafted into the ranks of the US Armed Forces while waiting in line for the latest installment of American Idol. Tobias suddenly finds himself sucked into a world of disorganization and partial truths, relying heavily on his training DVD’s and the inspirational armying novel We Are American, by the anti-revolutionary author PT Bucket, to help him lead a crackpot group of elite marksmen, codenamed ‘Delivery Boy’. Their mission: to promote the ideals and sanctities of the American government using their celebrity status and sex appeal against the revolutionary ploys of an enemy that may or may not exist, donating their lives in the final attempt to change the way the American people feel about their once great nation’s current political agendas. Softcover [$19.95] Write Review Read Reviews ISBN: 1-60813-342-7, 238 pages, 6 x 9

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Adventures in a Mental Health Center Jim Koepke
This book is a hilarious, behind-the-scenes look at what really happens behind the closed doors of a mental health center. In this clinic, psychopathic personalities are the norm for the employees, not the patients. This story illustrates how one man learned to survive a nightmare work environment by treating each day as an adventure. This radical look at mental health services will inform, shock, and encourage people to take a serious look at the quality of health care service they are receiving. Softcover [$19.95] Write Review Read Reviews ISBN: 1-59129-563-7, 181 pages, 5.5 x 8.5

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ADVENTURES IN BAD WRITING with Dwayne and Jessica Ed Buhrer
It doesn’t take much to write badly, and it takes even less to write badly badly, but it’s a lot more difficult to write badly well and make the reader want to keep turning pages. Ed Buhrer’s Adventures in Bad Writing with Dwayne and Jessica is good, well-written bad writing that is still fun to read. “Why?” you may ask. Okay, picture a slightly deranged Nancy Drew dating one of the Hardy Boys—Joe, probably. There you will have Dwayne, the disgustingly amiable computer geek who’s addicted to celery, and Jessica, the athletic and assertive woman of the new millennium whose “rapier-like elbows” keep Dwayne in line and the bad guys at bay. Hardly a moment in an adventure goes by without mystery, heart-stopping, cliff-hanging crises, unlikely coincidences, and verbose redundancy that would make even redundantly verbose James Fenimore Cooper envious. Travel along with Dwayne and Jessica on one adventure and you’ll be hooked for the rest. Softcover [$19.95] Write Review Read Reviews ISBN: 1-4137-9011-9, 157 pages, 5.5 x 8.5

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